After Virat Kohli disclosed dressing room secrets about his co-players during Comedy Nights With Kapil, Bekaar News discovered that the English players can actually help Dhoni’s boys in several ways. Here’s how.
-Rohit Sharma sleeps too much: Ian BELL can set an Alarm BELL for him.
-Ishant Sharma is always hungry: Cook can cook for him. BUTTLER or STUART can serve him the food. If Ishant wants veg, there’s always Graham ONIONS. If non-veg, then Cook can consult Michael LUMB. Michael Carberry can give him some CADBURY.
-Shami wants a good massage: Ben STOKES can give him some good massaging STROKES. MATT PRIOR can put a MAT PRIOR to Shami’s arrival.
-Jadeja is a FEKU: Luke WRIGHT can ask him to Talk RIGHT. And Gary BALLANCE can ask him to BALANCE his talks with the help of Jonathan TROTT (TRUTH).
-Parthiv PATEL doesn’t keep any secret: He should listen to fellow Gujju brother Samit PATEL’s advice not to TELL.