Fadnavis plans to make Navi Mumbai as India’s New Jersey

Mumbai already faces the ‘outsider’ problem. Now MNS will face another huge migration problem — no not of people from Bihar and UP but of Cows and Bullocks. Since Maharashtra has banned cow slaughter, the animals will feel safe in the state.

Navi Mumbai will become the “New Jersey” of India because it will see a large influx of Jersey cows from all across India.

Instead of attacking North Indians, MNS and Raj Thackeray will have to don the role of shepherds and cowboys. This is a political masterstroke by BJP to corner MNS and Shiv Sena, whose main election plank is anti-migration.

Seeing a large number of cows moving out of Bihar, Lalu will also migrate to Mumbai. He can start a new Chara Ghotala and BJP will be happy to see him out of state politics. And Aditya Thackeray who is championing for Mumbai’s nightlife will get frustrated as people will enjoy their night out by drinking cow’s milk.

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