Year 2014, a Happy Ending or an Ungli?

For the BJP, 2014 was a Happy Ending: Atal Bihari Vajpayee receieved the Bharat Ratna, Amit Shah got a clean chit in the fake encounter case, the party won in Jharkhand, Haryana and formed government in Maharashtra. But for Congress it was a Sad Ending: Rahul Gandhi did Ungli to… Read More →

Loo story: Made in India, made in Indian style.

After Rajasthan government decided to bar persons having no toilet at home from contesting polls, BJP MPs can ask Vasundhara Raje to ensure that loos are built only in Indian style and not Western style. Their logic: In Indian style, SHIT HAPPENS.By seeking the MAKE IN INDIAN (style) condition, the… Read More →

Teekhi Naak and Teekhi Zubaan

Both nose (smell) and tongue (taste) are vital in stimulating a food craving. Keeping this in mind, PM Narendra Modi has aptly chosen his ministers for food processing industries. While Union minister Harsimrat Kaur Badal has a Teekhi Naak, state minister Sadhvi Niranjan Jyoti has a Teekhi Zubaan.Jyoti recently got… Read More →

Jashodaben’s Mann Ki Baat

After filing an RTI request to enquire about her security cover, PM Narendra Modi’s wife Jashodaben might be regretting not filing an application regarding her marital status. Jashodaben has already expressed her desire to stay in 7 RCR much earlier but Modi is keen on developing bilateral relations with the… Read More →

From Amantran to NAMO-NTRAN

PM Narendra Modi believes in giving AMANTRAN (invitation) to everyone. But rival Congress has given him a NAMO-NTRAN by not inviting him to the conference on Nehru.While Modi has been busy in mehmaan NAWAZI since the day he became PM, Congress leaders are far from it. In a first, the… Read More →

No Anand in lives of Viswanathan Anand and SadANAND Gowda

Both Viswananthan ANAND and SAD-ANAND Gowda are SAD. While the former lost a game of SHATRANJ, the latter lost a game of political SHATRANJ.Anand suffered a defeat at the hands of Magnus Carlsen in the World Chess Championship. On the same day, Gowda was shifted from the railway ministry (making… Read More →

What has Modi taken from others.

PM Modi seems to be a true believer of UNITY in diversity. No wonder, he has adopted, rather hijacked different things from different political parties. BekaarNews gives you a break-up:Congress: From the grand old party, Modi has taken Sardar Patel, and has dedicated the Run For UNITY to the leader. He’s… Read More →

why virat kohli has the best record against sri lanka?

Virat Kohli has 20 One-day tons to his credit but his record against Sri Lanka is the best. You may ask why? Because he’s inspired by his lady love, Anushka Sharma. Didn’t get it? It’s simple. Anushka was born in Ayodhya, the land of Lord Rama, who invaded Lanka and… Read More →

HMT, congress’ woes go Hand in Hand

HMT and Congress, India’s first watch-maker and India’s first national party, are fighting for survival. While HMT couldn’t keep pace with new-age quartz watches, the grand old party lost the battle to the revamped BJP. Legacies of both have been passed from one generation to another, but today both are… Read More →

finding fadnavis

How will BJP prove its majority on Maharashtra assembly floor? By FINDING FADNAVIS. Didn’t get it? Well read on…Devendra Fadnavis is BJP’s Maharashtra state president. While every other political party is projecting its Chief Ministerial candidate, BJP has not done so. This has made other party leaders allege that BJP… Read More →