Fadnavis plans to make Navi Mumbai as India’s New Jersey

Mumbai already faces the ‘outsider’ problem. Now MNS will face another huge migration problem — no not of people from Bihar and UP but of Cows and Bullocks. Since Maharashtra has banned cow slaughter, the animals will feel safe in the state.Navi Mumbai will become the “New Jersey” of India… Read More →

After Vidya’s ooh la la, Jaitley’s loo la la

One person who must be really pleased with BJP’s budget is Vidya Balan. The DIRTY Picture actor must be happy with Jaitley’s CLEAN idea of 6 crore new toilets for India.   While Vidya is known for the dance number Ooh La La,  Jaitley has stepped up the tempo and… Read More →

After chai, now MUFT TEA pe charcha

Now residents of Jammu and Kashmir can hope to get free TEA. Why? Because MUFT TEA Mohammad Sayeed is their new CM.We don’t know about other ameniTIES, but there will be no scarcity of TEA in the state. Issues plaguing the state will be discussed over chai pe charcha between… Read More →

3 Idiots: Aamir, Modi and Kejriwal

Guess which is the favourite flick of PM Modi and Delhi CM Kejriwal. GHAJINI. So inspired were they by the Aamir-Khan starrer that they wrote their names on their clothes (In Ghajini, he wrote names on his skin). After seeing Modi’s pinstriped suit carrying the words ‘Narendra Damodardas Modi’ and… Read More →

Sad LOVE DAY for Ram Rahim followers

This Valentine’s Day, Sant Gurmeet Ram Rahim’s followers will have a sad LOVE DAY.Today when Hindu Mahasabha workers catch any couple and marry them off, they should avoid followers of the Dera chief. Because as alleged by many, the Baba has castrated many of his followers. So these marriages will… Read More →

Shah Rukh vs Shah Jahan: The Obama story

Looks like US President Barack Obama prefers India’s iconic love story to India’s iconic monument of love. No wonder that he quoted SHAHRUKH’s ‘Senorita’ dialogue from DDLJ and and scrapped the visit to SHAHJAHAN’s Tajmahal.Obama must have thought if not the ancient KING of LOVE, then why not the modern… Read More →

Sunny days for Sunny leone

It’s finally Acche Din for actress Sunny Leone. She must be on cloud NINE as Nine members have quit in support of Censor Board chief Leela Samson. Now that board members are stepping down, Leone can do as many ‘JISMS’ as she wants till she hits the JACKPOT. By doing… Read More →

Jaya sings de de vote de, hume vote de

AAP leader Kejriwal has another chance to move the Election Commission against BJP. This time, he can complain against actress Jaya Prada, who is likely to be fielded against him from Delhi. BekaarNews tells you why. Ironically, the Sharaabi actor Amitabh Bachchan is the brand ambassador of dry state Gujarat… Read More →

Godman’s answer to PK’s MSG

PK the alien has found a new challenger — Godman Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh. It seems to counter PK’s influence on the audience, the Dera Sacha Sauda chief has made his Bollwood debut with a film on God–MSG.He wants to convey the MSG that he’s a MESSENGER OF GOD,… Read More →

Bandargiri or Gandhigiri?

Want to walk on Bapu’s path? Drink GANDHI-BOT beer, a US-made beer with Gandhi’s image on it. Because after getting intoxicated, humans turn into Gandhi’s TEEN BANDARS — they don’t SEE others’ perceptions, they don’t TALK properly and they don’t LISTEN when someone is trying to explain. And may be… Read More →