Google, Tesla can rope-in Salman Khan for their driverless cars.

If Google and Tesla are looking for a brand ambassador for their self-drive cars, Bekaar News has the perfect person in mind — Salman Khan. Finally, drinking and driving won’t be a problem for controversy’s favourite child. And guess which song will be playing while Sallu bhai takes the car… Read More →

JNU TV EXCLUSIVELY FOR NETAS

JNU students usually watch Parliamentary proceedings on Lok Sabha TV and Rajya Sabha TV. But guess what, this time they’re on the screen. Our parliamentarians like Arun Jaitley, D Raja, Anand Sharma and Ghulam Nabi Azad are watching JNU campus politics on iPhones. Usually, JNU students with their different ideological… Read More →

Man vs mosquito: Insects strike back

When it comes to their children, parents would even wage a war. Mosquitoes are no exception. A couple of years ago, humans modified the gene structure of mosquitoes to stop their offspring from reaching maturity. Mosquitoes have struck back with vengeance. Their motto — you attacked our children, now we… Read More →

Nawaz Sharif’s birthday – Modi forgot to have a BALLOON Blast

Defence minister Manohar Parrikar confirmed that the balloons that were shot by IAF fighter planes, have come from Pakistan. Media reports tell us that the balloons might have been used as a decoy or might have been used as dry run for something bigger. Some even say that balloons were… Read More →

This time to tame the BEAR by taming the Chinese DRAGON

Close on the heels of the Government lifting the ban on BULL taming sport, #Jallikattu in Tamil Nadu, BEARS have raised their ugly heads on Mumbai’s Dalal street. BekaarNews suggests there is a temporary way to tame the BEARS in Mumbai’s Dalal Street. On the other hand BekaarNews analyses how… Read More →

Shiv Sena – Naseeruddin Shah face off has a “Sarfarosh” twist

It seems Shiv Sainiks presumed that the character of “Gulfam Hassan” played by Naseeruddin Shah in the movie Sarfarosh is indeed the true personality of Shah in his real life. For Shah life has come a full circle, where the character played by the versatile actor has come to haunt him… Read More →

China’s silk road a tribute to India’s Silk Smitha

While India has roads named after its leaders (example Mahatma Gandhi Road), our neighbour China is trying to pay a tribute to India’s yesteryear’s Item girl, SILK SMITHA, through a road. Though Aamir Khan starer PK racked up Rs 100 crore in China, but nobody knows that even Vidya Balan’s… Read More →

No celebration in BAN-GALA-DESH

After celebrating India ka Tyohaar for over a month, Men In Blue have BANNED GALA (festivity) in BAN-GALA-DESH. Their dismal performance in the first ODI has given them no reason to make merry.It seems all play during the IPL and no work made Team India dull. No wonder it crumbled… Read More →

Buddhe achhe lagte hein

Ram Kapoor to Sunny Leone : Have you seen “BADE Achhe Lagte Hein”?Sunny replies: Nahi, but in Kuch Kuch Locha Hai, BUDDHE (old) Achhe Lagte Hein.… Read More →

Amitabh ko motion kyun nahi hota

Director R Balki is to be blamed for Amitabh Bachchan’s motion trouble in Piku. Why? Because Balki made Big B sit on the toilet seat all through his film Shamitabh (Piddly song). No wonder, Bachchan ran out of poo stock. We understand that Motion se hi Emotion hai but how… Read More →