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Google, Tesla can rope-in Salman Khan for their driverless cars.

If Google and Tesla are looking for a brand ambassador for their self-drive cars, Bekaar News has the perfect person in mind — Salman Khan. Finally, drinking and driving won’t be a problem for controversy’s favourite child. And guess which song will be playing while Sallu bhai takes the car… Read More →


JNU students usually watch Parliamentary proceedings on Lok Sabha TV and Rajya Sabha TV. But guess what, this time they’re on the screen. Our parliamentarians like Arun Jaitley, D Raja, Anand Sharma and Ghulam Nabi Azad are watching JNU campus politics on iPhones. Usually, JNU students with their different ideological… Read More →

India’s ‪‎Hockey‬ captain ‪‎Sardar Singh‬ accused of sexual harassment. Sardar, kyun na ek match ho jaye : HOCKEY in CHOWKY (police chowky).

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VVS Laxman : Sri Lankan team is the Under-DOG. But they turned out to be LIONS.

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Sri Lankan side doesn’t only have mysterious bowlers, their bowlers also have mysterious name – Kapugedera, Shanaka, Chameera

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After Ramdev, now Baba Ram Rahim launched his brand of Noodles. No more Kapil’s “Babaji ka Thullu”. Now only BABAJI KA NOODLES.

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Now DERA chief Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh launched his brand of Noodles. DERA Aaye Durust Aaye.

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‪‎Modi‬ pulls ‪‎Akshay Kumar‬’s son Aarav EAR. Aarav should frame this pic. 10 years later he can see this EAR-lier pics.

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Man vs mosquito: Insects strike back

When it comes to their children, parents would even wage a war. Mosquitoes are no exception. A couple of years ago, humans modified the gene structure of mosquitoes to stop their offspring from reaching maturity. Mosquitoes have struck back with vengeance. Their motto — you attacked our children, now we… Read More →

Nawaz Sharif’s birthday – Modi forgot to have a BALLOON Blast

Defence minister Manohar Parrikar confirmed that the balloons that were shot by IAF fighter planes, have come from Pakistan. Media reports tell us that the balloons might have been used as a decoy or might have been used as dry run for something bigger. Some even say that balloons were… Read More →