Amitabh ko motion kyun nahi hota

Director R Balki is to be blamed for Amitabh Bachchan’s motion trouble in Piku. Why? Because Balki made Big B sit on the toilet seat all through his film Shamitabh (Piddly song). No wonder, Bachchan ran out of poo stock.
We understand that Motion se hi Emotion hai but how can you even expect motion if you don’t have enough shit in your system. Obviously, it will seem like constipation.
What Bachchan could have done was to eat Maggi, which gives him khushiyan in 2 minutes (as shown in the Maggi ad he endorses). Then if he went to the toilet, his Motion and Emotion would connect in 2 minutes and he would have been cured of constipation.

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