markandey-ing vs mankad-ing

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how england cricketers can help men in blue

After Virat Kohli disclosed dressing room secrets about his co-players during Comedy Nights With Kapil, Bekaar News discovered that the English players can actually help Dhoni’s boys in several ways. Here’s how. -Rohit Sharma sleeps too much: Ian BELL can set an Alarm BELL for him.-Ishant Sharma is always hungry:… Read More →

on-field and on-screen bhuvans

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rahane takes indian load at lord’s

R-AHA-NE’s AHA moment had to come in Britain (Lord’s). After all, he comes from Rajasthan Royals and the Britain connection has brought success to even other names associated with the IPL franchise.Let’s begin with the RR owner Raj Kundra. A college dropout, Raj made it big by selling Pashmina shawls… Read More →

modi bhai chale america

The title obviously reminds one of the third installment of the Munna Bhai series which has been shelved. But the long-awaited movie can take off if RajKumar Hirani and Modi join hands. Obama has invited Modi to be his guest, and if Hirani agrees to capture the PM’s America experience,… Read More →

china’s jet li vs hamara jait-ley

India and China have pledged to CEMENT ties at the BRICS summit. When the Chinese President comes visiting in September, here’s what Modi and Xi Jinping can discuss to make ‘Hindi Chini Bhai Bhai’ a reality. Bekaar News lists the suggestions.- China can make Jet Li its defence minister. Who… Read More →

suarez teeth vs andre’s nail

To ensure that the TEETH of Luis Suarez don’t do any further harm, FIFA and Barcelona should make former South African cricketer Andre NEL (Read NAIL) the referee. NEL, an aggressive bowler, will use his NAILs to scratch Suarez before he bites an opponent. If NEL becomes docile, Sreesanth (another former… Read More →

su-nil’s bank balance so nil?

Millions of fans, Thousands of runs, but SO-NIL bank balance? Not just cricket boards, but also football associations especially of west African countries like Ghana, Nigeria and Cameroon should make BCCI their role model. Just days after football players from Ghana, Nigeria and Cameroon allegedly expressed displeasure over non-payment, interim… Read More →

why canara bank banks on shikhar dhawan

Know why cricketer Shikhar Dhawan is the face of Canara Bank? Because the lender wants to show that it gives easy loans, without conducting due diligence. It was Canara Bank that extended loans to Deccan Chronicle Holdings Ltd, the owner of erstwhile cricket franchise Deccan Chargers. And who was a… Read More →

a wednesday in delhi

It was A WEDNESDAY when common man Naseeruddin Shah calmly walked into a police station near the Mumbai Police headquarters and hid a bag in the restroom. In a real-life incident that triggered chaos, three unclaimed bags were found near the exit gate of BJP headquarters this morning and circumstantially… Read More →